As opposed to Standard American English coffee?

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02/01/2020 at 22:21 • Filed to: shitpost

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > shop-teacher
02/01/2020 at 23:05

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Well, loads of businesses use the word “imperial” to sound classy, these folks probably just made the wrong connection. 


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > shop-teacher
02/01/2020 at 23:11

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Can you buy it by the litter?


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > CTSenVy
02/01/2020 at 23:31

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gross, i hope not


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CTSenVy
02/01/2020 at 23:55

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I don't want a god damned large Farva, I want a liter of COFFEE!


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > shop-teacher
02/02/2020 at 02:15

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Well in fairness, every country i n the world that makes decent coffee uses metric, so maybe there something in it.

#ducksandcovers


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
02/02/2020 at 06:49

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Yeah, I guess SAE coffee would be like Folgers or some crap like that.


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > shop-teacher
02/02/2020 at 18:49

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I never understood why Stabucks was successful in the US till I spent some time in the US and realised what they were comp eting against. But then Kiwis are a nation of coffee snobs.

SAE coffee = hot water or milk with a brown tint

DIN coffee = diesel

ISO coffee = halfway decent if what you want is “strong black” or “strong white”

UNI (Italian Stand ard) coffee = pretty darn good if what you want is “blow your socks off black” or “strong white”

BS coffee = tea  

AS/NZS coffee = “Ah, thank Christ I’m home and can get a decent coffee again”

Actually the best coffee I ever had in my life was in a truckstop in the Sahara, which was pretty surreal . Libya has an Arab c ulture overlaid by a few decades of Italian colonisation. Plus they don’t do alcohol. Result:  they *really* know their coffee.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
02/02/2020 at 23:17

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I like coffee that punches me in the teeth, but I am weird for an American.


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > shop-teacher
02/02/2020 at 23:53

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Yup, my poisons are either a double espresso or a mocha with an extra shot. But I don’t see the latter as “coffee”, it’s “hot chocol ate with a kick”.